tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

  1. When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  2. When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
ogre-whelming:

when my mom calls me downstairs by my full name

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

I did not intend to get this drunk
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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draculahs