hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
You ever been friends with someone for a while and then one day you realize “I don’t even like this person”
[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS